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I return, with codes

Ok, something happened in regards to the DmC: Devil May Cry codes… and my copy of the game didn’t come with any for some reason. Kind of proves my point about the fragility of the system, I don’t even know why I didn’t qualify for the pre-order bonus… probably pre-ordered from the wrong distributor… how wrong of me to do so, I must be penalised by being given no codes… see what I mean?

I do however bring ye codes for the game “Dishonoured”

This is the Arcane Assassin pack. It comes with Void Channel, White Rat Friend and Gutter Feast and in-game statue and 500 coins. You can look them up on the Wiki for more information.

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Rants and free codes

You know what bugs me? Pre-order incentives. They discourage people from sensible spending (that is, to wait for reviews and observe what other people think). This results in people nervously buying games they’re not sure will be worth the money… because of a fancy cover, an in-game extra weapon or appearance or maybe a statue of someone from the series. It also penalises those who can’t afford to buy a game upon release.

These things should be purchasable separate from the game. Take the Mass Effect 3 special edition for example; I don’t care about the art book, the soundtrack or the extra guns, I just wanted the metal case and some alternate character appearances. But that wasn’t an option, I had to pay for all of the stuff in that special edition to get the few I wanted

Well I don’t like it. I feel that special editions and pre-order bonuses do more harm than good. Where you reward part of your audience, you’re penalising the rest.

For this reason I’ll be putting up redeemable codes on my blog every now and again. Stuff that I don’t want, but someone else might; for someone who is low on cash or was low on cash when the game came out.

The first one is an alternate skin for the Amazing Spider-Man game. I got it free with my copy of The Amazing Spider-Man film.

So here’s the code:

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When I get my copy of DMC: Devil May Cry I’ll probably put the weapon skins codes up on here too

Arrow, a flawed blend of Batman and Dexter

After watching trailers and interviews I had mixed feelings going into Arrow. On one hand, the idea of a realistic super-hero TV show was intriguing, however it had some kind of annoying W.A.S.P.ish taint and the themes seemed a bit forced.

Strangely both of these reactions amalgamated for my final opinion of the show. After watching, enjoying and cringing for 6 episodes.

The show starts of with a heavy dose of cheese right off the bat. This caught me off guard significantly, as the show has been marketed as one of DC’s darker and realistic works, even compared to the Dark Knight trilogy at times.

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But never mind that, I should get to the plot…

Oliver Queen was born into a wealthy family, and lives a selfish and unrestrained lifestyle (trying to avoid the over-used “millionaire playboy” description). He becomes stranded on an island and for 5 years he learns to survive on his own, perfecting his natural but previously unpractised archery skills. He returns home and starts hunting down members of organised crime in the guise of a green-hooded archer.

The main character has hints here and there of Dexter, mainly in his social malnourishment and difficulty relating to others. He’s willing to kill those he views as both evil and above the law; though he gives them a chance to repent and right their wrongs.

Arrow is written with the intention of being realistic. Super heroes aren’t referred to as such, there’s no super-powers or daft costumes. Practical, realistic, believable… this is what it aims to be. Which is why it bugs me so much when the writing and acting is sometimes forced, heavy handed or on the nose.

On the other hand, it does a good job of exploring issues of isolation, re-entering society and every day life, crime, justice, legality… it’s interesting seeing morality and justice from the perspective of a police officer, a lawyer, a bodyguard and a vigilante. The plot is interesting, and remains interesting throughout the 6 episodes I’ve watched and there’s some good acting. But it’s going to have to work on some things.

Sometimes I feel as if the writers put in stuff just to look cool, like dramatic exits. Also the themes and messages that are being put across are done in such an obvious manner. If Arrow wants to rise above the mediocrity of it’s home-channel CW, it’s going to have to stop treating it’s audience like idiots… add some subtlety. And last of all can the double “previously” at the start of each episode; which first goes through Oliver Queen’s origin story and then recaps the last episode or significant events.

And despite all the moans and complaints I have (and I have a lot) the pros far outweigh the cons. If you look for problems in Arrow, you’ll find them; but if you watch it with genuine interest and put aside your inner Scrooge… you might be surprised. Frequently things pop up in Arrow which I don’t expect, like how Oliver Queen’s bodyguard is - and I don’t mean this as a backhanded compliment - one of the most interesting characters so far, and how the show tackles the problem of hiding one’s identity better than the Dark Knight trilogy did.

Arrow has it’s problems, but it makes up for it.

Sonic Generations review

I’m sure about 90% of fans of Sonic the Hedgehog will agree we have been plagued by little other than awful games for roughly a decade.

We’ve seen way more uncreative, recoloured doppelgänger hedgehogs than we’d like. We’ve seen some dodgy physics, a certain blue hedgehog kissing a human girl, the same spikey fellow wielding a sword, turning into a badly named Werehog (which in Latin means… man pig). It’s not been good for fans of the franchise in recent years. I’m happy to say that losing streak has - for now - come to an end.

Sonic Generations travels through Sonic’s 20 years of games. Each level is split into two acts, one features Classic gameplay (side-scrolling platforming) and the other Modern gameplay (forward facing, trick-performing, combat, grinding, etc.).

This allows levels such as Greenhill Zone from Sonic 1 to be explored with the gameplay of the Modern era, and the levels from modern games to be played with Classic gameplay.

Each act comes with a surprising amount of challenge levels. This adds an enormous amount of replay value. The music quantity and quality is up to the standards this epic nostalgia-attack deserves. Featuring music from probably every game in the series. More music (and art) can be unlocked by playing the challenge levels. Both Classic and Modern gameplay are faithfully reproduced, this is the best Sonic physics have been since Sonic 3

The story… I’m sorry, that still sucks the big one. I can honestly say it would be better if there was NO story, a compilation of re-imagined games doesn’t need one. The story we’re given is extremely cheesy and cringey. Do yourself a favour and stick the TV on Mute for the cutscenes.

There’s little else to say. It brings back everything that was good about Sonic games. With one exception: as a fan of Sonic 3 I was disappointed about not being able to play as Tails or Knuckles (… ok fine, just Knuckles then).

Generations took a step in the right direction, but I’m not sure if we’ll see the same quality in the future.

Sonic 4 took an epic nosedive, with it’s stupidly close-up view, slow running and just flat out odd art style. Sonic 4 episode 2 is the most recent game in the franchise and and the fact that it came after Generations yet didn’t follow in it’s footsteps, is a sign Sega learnt nothing.

In terms of story, Sega should pick up the old Fleetway Comics (also known as Sonic the Comic)

This is probably the series’ best story and art. It was well written, and not just when compared to the Sonic games.

Generations was a good game. Go back to using 2D Sprites, reboot the series, use the Fleetway Sonic stories, keep the Generations engine. You will make this gamer happy.

Feathered fiend…

Regular readers (if there are people that sad) will know that I have a hatred for malevolent poultry located somewhere in Knaphill. Constantly crowing, this Avian vigilante has caused enough disruption to my sleep that I’ve on several occasions considered locating it and killing it with my crossbow. This evening one of our neighbours popped round and asked if we wouldn’t mind -while she’s away- feeding her cat and chickens.

 

First bloggage of the year

Last month consisted of nothing interesting…

This month contains the dreaded 14/02 which can quite frankly bugger off.

Screw thou flaunters of romantic success and general happiness

Screw you commercialism

So, predictably I’ll be spending Valentine’s Day alone. At least the Mass Effect 3 demo comes out on the same day. Seriously that’s a cheap shot.

“Hey guys! Feb 14th we’re releasing the demo… you’ll be free then, right? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you will! you don’t have lives or any shot at a relationship!” <— What BioWare is thinking

Next month I have a driving test and my 21st Birthday. Another year stuck exactly where I was three years ago.

Woopee.

Ebenezer Scrooge, out.

Worst I’ve felt after a night of NOT drinking

Irony has launched a full assault on my health. Last night I went to a New Year’s Eve party, at which I did not have anything alcoholic to drink.

The irony is that over the last 18 hours I’ve been stricken with a monster of a Man Flu. Where’s the justice in that? Knowing my luck all the people round the world who got mace-to-face smashed last night woke up without a hangover…

Skyrim broke =O

I can’t play Skyrim, my save file is in a state of eternal freeze-on-load.

….

There really aren’t words for this.

And now for something

Completely different.

At work today, I was down at the lab when a very quiet colleague of mine walked in and started working. A few minutes later he puts on a CD. The music which was on it was the heaviest (sounds most like a torture chamber) stuff I’ve ever heard and if Reavers listened to music, then what I heard today was probably their bag.

And the 91 bus service has now gone up to £2.50. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

All in all, a disturbing day.

Decided to continue on a different file on Skyrim, y’know… that isn’t glitched to death. This is one of the perks of my odd approach to RPGs. I’m very indecisive so I make lots of save files so I can try all the aspects of the game :D

Progress… sort of

I’ve actually started writing up those reviews now.

Yay.

All in all the evening was great. Up until the point where I mooched like a pathetic person for a lift to Guildford, risking over £100 of video games stuff in my bag that I was carrying, to meet a friend for her birthday celebration at a club…

Got IDd. Didn’t have ID.

Well that sucked. I was left outside where the bouncer ridiculed me; as did the woman standing with him who was apparently wearing a top.

Usually I’m a logical and diplomatic person. I’m passionate about things that bug me, but I rarely fly off the handle. Right now? I want to punch someone.

Reviews incoming!

I really really really really really do plan to write up some more reviews in the future. I like writing, but I have the discipline of a stoned monkey.


Upcoming:

Infamous 2

Dragon Age. All of it; sort of like a retrospective. Origins, Origins DLC, Awakening, 2, 2 DLC, Redemption (prepare for rant about Felicia [hype catalyst] Day. Yeah, that’s right. Controversial)

Brink

The Walking Dead

Sonic Generations

Skyward Sword

Mario 3D Land

And here’s the winner of the STUPID award.

PETA have been complaining about Super Mario 3D Land; the Tanooki suit to be specific. They find it offensive, y’know, with their whole don’t-wear-fur PMS.

Well guess what PETA? I’m going to do what ever I want in video games regardless of your collective opinion.

In Call of Duty: Black Ops; a game featuring frequent and violent murderes of other human beings, PETA were angry that we got to kill attack dogs. Yeah. You know what? I’m going to continue to play Skyrim, using fire spells to catch animals on fire and then just leave the corpses without making use of any of the meat, fur etc.

For the XP

Have fun raging over that.

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